No, seriously.

T. Crown is a white collar worker somewhere in these United States. He stole a template idea from someone (who didn't seem to be using it much anyway) and decided to spout off a little. He's deliberately psuedonymous because, first, he doesn't want to offend any clients, and, second, because if he ever has to look for a job, he doesn't want to have his political opinions held against him before the resume even lands on an H.R. idiot's desk. T. Crown is tall, good looking, and has a slight Irish brogue... No, wait, that's the real T. Crown.

Read on. You might like what you see.