Worst hits non-weekend day I've had yet. It was the Warren Zevon cracks, right?

In for a penny, in for a pound:

The upside to being consigned to Hell, as many have told me I am, and as I have long suspected I will be, is that I'll get to see Asmodeus work over Jimmy Carter and Warren Zevon in a not-on-Cinemax prison way. The downside, aside from being perenially cast from God's Presence, will be having to listen to Elton John's complete musical works on a daily basis. For eternity.